Lovelife
1. LadyKillers
2. Heavenly Nobodies
3. 500
4. I've Been Here Before
5. Papsan
6. Single Girl
7. Ciao!
8. Tralala
9. Last Night
10. Runaway
11. The Childcatcher
12. Olympia
Here we go, I'm hanging out in Camden
Drinking with my girlfriends on a Saturday Night
This guy says, "come and meet my girlfriend"
She's sitting in the corner looking rather uptight
So I say "hello" and I try to be nice
But I see he's feeling itchy
Trying to play us off each other
"Girls, girls, please don't fight" (You get the picture)
Hey you, the muscles and the long hair
Telling me that women are superior to men
Mosy guys just don't appreciate this
You just try convincing me you're better than them
So he talks for hours 'bout his sensitive soul
And his favorite subject is sex
I don't even think he even wanted it
But, christ, this guy's too much (I wanna tell him)
I'm as human as the next girl
I like a bit of flattery
But I don't need your practised lines, your school of charm mentality, so
Save your breath for someone else and credit me with something more
When it comes to men like you, I know the score, I've heard it all before
Here comes the next one
Blondie was with me for a summer
He flirted like a maniac but I wouldn't bite
I'm weak and he was so persistent
He only had to have me 'cause I put up a fight
Oh god, the boy had such an ego
He liked to talk about himself all day and all night
You think you're such a ladykiller
But you were nothing special 'til you turned out the light
When he's nice to me, he's just nice to himself
And he's watching his reflection
I'm a five foot mirror for adoring himself
Here's seven years bad luck (I wanna tell him)
When you say you love me
You're just flattering your vanity
But I don't need your practised lines, your school of charm mentality, so
Save your breath for someone else and credit me with something more
When it comes to men like you, I know the score, I've heard it all before
Ooh, you're such a ladykiller, always on a winner, thinking that you're in there
Oh boy, you're such a ladykiller, super sexy mister, call it what you will, oh
You think you're such a ladykiller, I just bet you're still there, posing in the mirror
Hey girls, he's such a ladykiller, but we know where he's coming from and we know the score
Just because they seem to understand the way you feel
It doesn't mean they'll feel the same way too
Just because they hold a mirror to your life
It doesn't follow that they'll be just like you
Take no heroes
It's no good
They don't stand up to you
Just take the bits you think that they can use
I remember when I was younger
I thought the answers were locked in people
So I admired the ones whose live were a source of envy to people like me
But do you really want to meet
The ones who write your dreams
Believe me it's a fantasy
You won't like the reality
If you want heroes keep them safe
They don't stand up to life
So lock them in your soul and lose the key
(I love you, I don't want to meet you)
When I see you it makes me feel
There's someone else out there like me
You touch my soul with what you do
It all makes sense when I hear you
You understand the way I feel
I know exactly what you mean
It's like I've known you all my life
I think of you I feel alright
But in the flesh how would it be
If you could really see
The weaknesses you never knew
Alive and staring back at you
If you want heroes keep them safe
They don't stand up to life
So lock them in your soul and lose the key
Shake, baby, shake, you know I can fit you in my arms
Brake, baby, brake, taking me in with all your charms
I've never been inside you but you're so alluring
They call you 'little mouse' by name in Rome and Turin
Looking now at your famous shape
They don't make them like you anymore
Shake, baby, shake, you know I can fit you in my arms
Brake, baby, brake, taking me in with all your charms
When things are looking good there's always complications
I can't be with you so I'm at the railway station
Let's run away and be so alive
Escape the drudgery of this nine to five
Shake, baby, shake, you know I can fit you in my arms
Brake, baby, brake, taking me in with all your charms
Shake, baby, shake, you know I worship from afar
Brake, baby, brake, how I wish you were my car
I've tried to be strong, I've tried to be tough
But I think that this time I've had more than enough
I've seen too much of your games and your immature stuff
You're a waste of time
All the people I've known throughout the all years
Too many vodkas and too many beers
And I've learned a few lessons from all of the tears
You're way out of line
I feel so lucky sometimes
I sit down and look at all my friends
They mean more than the stupid fools that pass my way
I used to prefer those that weren't good for me
Somehow the attraction beat reality
Now all the rubbish they spill, it means nothing to me
I'm just much more wise
Some people grow up and some only pretend
They're all over the place, these children dressed up as men
They can't imagine how a woman can be only a friend
And they deal in lies
I feel so lucky sometimes
I sit down and listen to my friends
They say more than the empty words that pass my way
And I feel so lucky sometimes
I've got a feeling I've been here before
I can see the world for what it really is
You think I'm jealous, well don't be so vain
I can tell in your voice you think I want you again
Well, if I did you know I think I'd be a little insane
You just leave me cold
Ooh, you and her in your sad little world
You can only exist with the help of a girl
Well, I'm glad it's not me I've got my life to unfurl
You're just way too old
I feel so lucky sometimes
I sit down and look at all my friend
They mean more than the stupid fools that pass my way
And I feel so lucky sometimes
I've got a feeling I've been here before
I've been here before
Maybe I should make you stay away
So you can really concentrate on where you are today
When you 'phone, I sit and think alone
And wonder if your life with her is really as you say
Then again, you're still a friend
I'll be loyal to you 'til the end
Come to me with wounds you want to heal
I'll listen and I'll try to understand the way you feel
Never fear that I'll be gone from here
I'll always be around for you to talk to me my dear
We can try to justify, reasons for and reasons why
Some are true and some are only lies
With fingers crossed you close your eyes
And hope that things will turn out fine
There's not a lot than I can do
If you're to weak to face the truth
'Cause if the things you tell me are
The way you really claim they are
Then I can only pity you for being such a fool
Single girl, I don't want to be a single girl
Single girl, I don't want to be a single girl
Don't want to be on my own again tonight
Don't want to put out the light
Single girl, I don't want to be a single girl
Single girl, who would want to be a single girl?
Don't want to talk to my self again tonight
Don't want to put out the light
When you abandoned me
Well it was heaven sent
When I abandoned you
It was what you meant
Well it was me that knew it
And it was you that went
Haven't changed out minds it was meant to be
Don't want to clean up your mess again tonight
Don't want to be in a fight
And I can do anything I want again tonight
With who I choose, it's alright
Single girl, I just want to be a single girl
Sung By Miki with Jarvis Cocker
Both:
I've been so happy since I walked away
I never thought that I could feel as great as I do today
'Cause you were nothing but a big mistake
And life is wonderful, now that I'm rid of you
Jarvis:
Oh I must have been crazy to have stayed with you
I can't believe I thought I was in love with you
But now the scales have fallen I can really see
And I say go to hell 'cause that's where you took me
Miki:
Well, I've felt better since I slammed that door
You always cramped my style, I never noticed before
It's been a non-stop party since I flew the coop
I can't believe I fell for such a loser like you
Jarvis:
And is it any wonder that I felt so blue
When I was always having to put up with you
Miki:
Oh, here we go again, just lay the blame on me
Don't say another word, 'cause sweetheart, you're history
Next section sung simultaneously
Miki:
I know you miss me really, bet you wish you still had me
Jarvis:
I bet you're loving every minute, sitting in the kitchen eating meager meals with the curtains closed
Miki:
You'll never find someone like me but I've got no regrets at all
Jarvis:
Go on, be a bed-sit matyr babe, I don't give a damn anyway
Jarvis:
'Cause I've met this girl and she's so good to me
She's really beautiful, fantastic company
Oh, when I'm with her I realise what love can be
'Cause she's fifty times the person you will ever be
Miki:
Good luck, mister, do you think I care?
Since you've been gone the offers have been everywhere
I've got a million guys just lining up for me
I've turned a corner, boy, my life is ecstacy
Both:
Well, I've been in heaven since I walked away
I never though that I could feel as great as I do today
'Cause you were nothing but a waste of space
And life is wonderful, now that I'm over you
In this world I live in, I care for number one
Hell is round the corner, never trust no one
Funny how the people came to gather round
Oh, so many people when I was on the ground
I never known what love is, there's no Mr. Right
If they want to treat me good, then that's their silly plight
Funny how the people came to give their voice
Are they real people, or just silly little boys?
Say what you want, I don't mind, I don't mind
Say what you need, I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind
I want all the people to notice who I am
You've got to show them what you've got, or they won't give a damn
Say what you want, I don't mind, I don't mind
Say what you need, I don't mind, I don't mind
And even in your darkest hour
The recipe I cook for you
Can release it's latent power
And make your body feel brand new
Can't you hear the music play?
Being centre of what you want
Try to leave the past behind
Memories don't appeal
All the things we said
All the things we did
All the things that passed
Were satisfied...
Come on boy, I wanna dance now
Line by line we talk all night, yeah
Hold me down, I think I'm flying
Everybody's eyes are shining
Runaway to where the world is fine
Hold on boy, you're falling fast now
Line by line you go nowhere, yeah
Drag me down I feel I'm sinking
Can't relate to what you're thinking
Runaway to where the sun don't shine
Hello, hello, are you still there?
You don't answer me 'cause you just don't care
Act so young but you look so old
And you're too far gone to find your own way home
Life's so hard for you to handle
You can't live without your devil
Boy, you think that you're so special
Well, life is hard for everyone, believe me
Hello, hello, are you still there?
You don't answer me 'cause there's no one there
Run away from your own sweet soul
And you're too far gone to find your own way home
"Baby", he says, "You are like the clean white page and I the pen
The innocence I find between your girlish thighs is like the fountain of youth to my old bones"
And she replies, "Daddy's little girl's a precocious child
I love to please, I'll do anything you ask of me
Eager to fulfil all of Daddy's needs"
"Baby", he says, "I can never love older girls the way I love you
You're easier to please and you never give me grief
'Cause you accept everything I say and do"
And she replies,"I'm in no position to make demands
I have no past, no one else has done to me what you do
I've got no one else to compare you to"
"And as you grow older, try to stay sixteen all your life
Old women grow bitter, don't let that happen to you"
"And why is it charming pretending I'm younger than my years?
Why can't I grow up with dignity, set me free?"
"Baby", he says, "now that you're older I feel our love has died
Once upon a time you never criticised me
Oh, I much preferred you as a child"
And I reply,"Everything you said to me was a lie
I know your kind, you just want a daughter without the wife
You don't need a girlfriend you need a life"
Will I ever be Olympia?
Will I ever be a girl like her?
Will I ever have to say the word
And instantly I'll be adored?
Could I ever deign to have the look
Instead of have to read a book?
Will I ever be Olympia?
Will I ever be a girl like her?
And if ever there's a will
There's a place in Notting Hill
You can go and visit still
And if ever there's a way
To find a hopeful ray
Will I find it today?
Will I ever be Olympia?
Could I ever have a cat like her?
Could I ever lie around all day eating chocolate and marmalade?
Now it's time to find the perfect world
Dress myself up like the perfect girl
Could I ever be Olympia?
Could I ever be in love like her?
In the chaos of our lives
Can we ever find the time
To cherish feeling fine
And in the aftermath of pain
Can the balance be regained?
Can we ever be the same?
And now it's time to switch off
Sit down, turn the lights off
Lie back, treat this sofa like your own
Look out, here comes trouble
Look out, we're in a muddle
Keep on running 'til you find you've reached home